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Words from a Rather Decent Fellow

Last Words of Patient Zero

Created on 2003-06-23 06:39:16 (#1136319), last updated 2009-01-21

637 comments received, 691 comments posted

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Name:Dav
Birthdate:02-01
Location:Chicago, United States
Bio
I was born in Detroit. I don't live there anymore. I hate peanuts. I don't hate booze. Sometimes I wear clothes... but right now I don't. I think the word "pants" is keen.

Now that you know a bit about me, tell me about yourself. I'm kidding... knowing Livejournal the way I don't, they probably have some fucking way for you to actually tell me what you think. I am not interested in what you think. In fact, I would be surprised if you have thoughts... seriously, what was your last thought? No, don't tell me, this is for your own edification... I am perfectly edified. I bet it had something to do with a need to snoop about and read about other people's lives... Yeah, fuck you too, buddy. Keep that shit to yourself. Sometimes you make me want to cry... or kill you... well, actually, you've never made me want to cry. Damn, why are you still fucking reading this? Stop. Go back to your own fucking journal bits. This here is my land, and that there is your land. Stay the fuck off... Unless you are say eight to thirteen, curious, and touching yourself right now... then go ahead and get in touch.
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creatures-of-fuhk-and-smile, other stuff, shit that doesn't suck, the life uncomplicated

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